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The Bugle

Issue Number Thirty-four

December 6th, 2003


Bridgend Birthday Girl Hits Fifty

A special report from Chief Editor, Jonathan David Abraham

Bridgend's own girl around town, Elaine Ariadne Tozer, reached a personal milestone last Thursday; her fifitieth birthday. She celebrated in typically flamboyant style at Cardiff's exclusive Cha Cha club with close friends Ian and Nicola Williams and paramour Trevor Blake.

Welcome

Elaine is well known in Bridgend. She was a popular barmaid at Nolton Street's Welcome to Town public house for many years and has thrown numerous lavish parties at her Brynteg Avenue town house. She is also to be found regularly propping up the Bar at her favourite local hostelry, The Five Bells Inn.

Tycoon

The party at the Cha Cha was a double celebration for Elaine as she recently celebrated the second anniversary of her affiliation with Trevor Blake, a joinery tycoon from Sunderland.

Swain

Cavorting Ian, Nicola, Trevor and Elaine pictured cavorting at Cardiff's exclusive Cha Cha club last Thursday

Asked what else she had planned for her fiftieth year, Elaine exclusively told the Bugle that she intended to spend a quiet New Year's Eve alone with her swain Trevor in the Czech Republic's capital city, Prague.

STOP PRESS

Rumours are rife that Elaine's New Year's Eve plans have been scuppered by local tour operator Alun Tudor Jones.

© That Man Enterprises, 2003

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