Professional Gentleman in Abstinence Announcement
A special report from Healthy Lifestyle correspondent, Alun Tudor Jones
Earnestly, Mr. Abraham addresses the group of professional gentlemen who are sitting down, stunned, respectful and silent
Local businessman and publishing tycoon, Jonathan Ptolemy Abraham, has become embroiled in a sensational revelation. The owner and editor of the World respected 'Bugle' conglomerate of newspapers was undertaking one of an historical series of 'Professional Gentlemen's' outings when he made an astonishing statement.
Brace
At the commencement of an excursion to Bath, he requested that fellow professional gentlemen sit down and 'brace themselves' for a life-changing announcement.
Lettuce
Having seated down his professional colleagues, he announced, "Well boys, I borrowed a book called Lifestyles from Bridgend library this week which has made a significant impact on me."
"Today, I started out with a high fibre and low-fat breakfast. For lunch, I shall have a lettuce sandwich on unbuttered, thin wholemeal granary bread, and during the day, I shall consume only two alcoholic drinks."
